Wednesday 20 November 2013

Love my new GMC Terrain (2012) that I just bought this year, in Saskatchewan, in the summertime -- but don't as much love the fact that I misremembered where the block heater cord/plug resides, went to plug it in after work on the night it's suddenly supposed to be -30 (with a "feels like" -40 factor), and Dang.  Wasn't where I thought it was.

Realizing this just before the haze of insanity set in (you know the one, if you've been outside for more than 30 seconds on a moonless SK winter's night), I abandoned ship to grab the manual & run inside to the warm glow of Google, just in case the manual read more like a Driver's Ed booklet than an automotive manual (which it does?) (I'm a mechanic's daughter, so maybe I'm high maintenance...but really. You'd think there'd be at least some mention of this item's whereabouts if they're selling these models to Canadians? Or a more detailed diagram of the under-the-hood realm?  Oh well, I think they were written in California.)

Google did little more than link me to a downed forum & another forum with a vague "good luck" indication that it might be behind a headlight.  So, flashlight in hand and moonboots on foot, I wandered back out into the arctic death to resume my quest... plunged my hands around in the frozen carcass of the beast, feeling all the obvious spots (I'm used to older vehicles) to no avail... and just when I was about to give up and re-enact Charlize Theron's final scene in "The Road" -- what to my wondering eyes should appear... but a tiny black coily suspect, riiiight atop the passenger's side headlight (not behind it at all) that legit looked like it was not to be tampered with/yanked out of place & appeared as though it was plugged into something else... WAIT -- a PLUG??   The arctic-induced insanity dissolved any regard for what it was plugged into, and I excavated it instantly.  SUCCESS!

So there you have it.  I know.  Why the cuss did I take 3 paragraphs to get to the point?  Figured if you're reading this, you needed a few minutes to thaw your thighs out before you went back out there, as, frozen from the hips down like Audrey in Christmas Vacation's opening sequence, I empathetically sit to pass this torch to the next cold-crazed Canadian -- I would post a photo, but really. I'm not going back out there.  It's SO. COLD.

So good luck to you, just pop the hood, yank out the little black coil-covered cord atop the passenger's side headlight, jam things hastily together and run the crap back inside before you die!


For further inter-seasonal maintenance, consider spray painting this cord with glow-in-the-dark or fluorescent gunk, or covering in nifty dinosaur stickers, because I'm sure your wife-in-a-skirt / daughter-who-brought-the-car-home-late / son-who-opted-out-of-shop-class / self-who-forgot-this-by-November-2014 will appreciate the foresight.

21 comments:

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    1. hahah I forgot I wrote this! you're totally welcome ;D

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  2. Thanks man! It's 30 below and I decided to try to find mine. You saved my life and my fingertips!

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  3. Where is my block heater cord on my 2012 terrain?

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  4. awsome review i laughted so bad but at least keept me warm lol

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  5. awsome review i laughted so bad but at least keept me warm lol

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  6. This was me today! Surprised by the sudden cold spell and not being able to find the plug!!! Of course I waited last minute to search for it, in the cold, so very cold. Brrrrr

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  7. Your's was the first thing to come up, when I just went through the same routine! Lol My hands are as numb as my brain, right now. You saved me from becoming a human Olaf and I got a giggle at the same time.
    Thank you

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  8. Thank you so much!!! Suppose to be -30 degrees tomorrow morning, the wind is howling already, I need to get out early, and already had trouble earlier in the week. Hope it works!

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  9. Thank you. I was shown it had a cord... But out there in the cold it was not at all where I expected it to be..

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  10. Had to tweet that entire instruction...so good! Thanks for the laugh and help

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  11. Very awesome, thank you for the laugh and mystery solved.

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  12. 😆 thank you big time saver

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  13. 7 years later and your words still hang true. So true 👍
    Thank you.

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  14. Glad I read this post the Block heater cord was exactly where you suggested 🤠🤠🤠

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  16. 2022 and this great post is still helping the willfully unprepared. Thanks.

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  17. Battery already after sleeping in-45 last night BUT I found it!!!! SK

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  18. Still cant find that on my 2014 GMC Terrain. I checked on top of the Passenger side lamp, but no luck.

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  19. Thks for the great post. You helped me find the cord in my 2013. A day and a half of no car in -38 weather got me googleing and your post had me going 1 1/2 hrs. Off to the store now🥶

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  20. You're still the only place on the internet that tells people where to find that damn cord! You just saved my mom who's stranded at her cabin because she couldn't find where to plug in her block heater. Her owner manual was garbage and said behind the air filter? what?

    Seriously, you're a hero.

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